I got the fright of my life this morning when I opened the pages of my newspaper to find loony-left gobshite Gillian Duffy adorning page 3 - quite apt considering the tit she made of herself by tackling Nick Clegg yesterday.
Gillian, for the benefit of those with failing memories, tackled Gordon Brown on the issue of UK immigration during the 2010 General Election campaign. Brown grinned, said "I agree" in all the right places and was then overheard referring to Rochdale's most menacing pensioner as a "bigoted woman" as he drove away.
Like a preying mantis waiting to wrap her jaws around another photo opportunity Duffy took station at the engineering firm Deputy PM Clegg was due to visit. In what was clearly an orchestrated encounter Duffy was flanked by Labour officials. Sensing the oxygen of publicity she pounced, cameras rolling and gave it to him both barrels.
"Can I ask you one question before you go in because you're in such a rush? I don't want to take the limelight away from these people," Duffy said, her nose elongating with sincerity.
"Can you please tell me why you went with the Conservatives last year instead of going with the Labour (Party)?"
Clegg attempted to explain how the Conservatives were the only party that could form a working majority and that the UK needed strong Government to steer clear of its current difficulties.
Duffy winced, her teeth feverishly chiseling the skin from her bottom lip and brow furrowing at Clegg's elaborate answer.
She continued: "Can you honestly tell me now and look me in the eye and tell me that you're quite happy with all these policies what (sic) have gone wrong for you, for your Party?"
Clegg trotted out a perfectly accurate and plausible answer that the nation was in shit state thanks to her mate Gordon Brown and drastic action needed to be taken to fix the broken economy.
"I've just been listening to you on the television and I've been listening to you on the radio and that's just the same speech you gave out about an hour ago."
With that Gillian slipped into the darkness, hopefully blindly in front of a bus given her total inability to recognise Labour manufactured current circumstances.
Gillian, for the benefit of those with failing memories, tackled Gordon Brown on the issue of UK immigration during the 2010 General Election campaign. Brown grinned, said "I agree" in all the right places and was then overheard referring to Rochdale's most menacing pensioner as a "bigoted woman" as he drove away.
Like a preying mantis waiting to wrap her jaws around another photo opportunity Duffy took station at the engineering firm Deputy PM Clegg was due to visit. In what was clearly an orchestrated encounter Duffy was flanked by Labour officials. Sensing the oxygen of publicity she pounced, cameras rolling and gave it to him both barrels.
"Can I ask you one question before you go in because you're in such a rush? I don't want to take the limelight away from these people," Duffy said, her nose elongating with sincerity.
"Can you please tell me why you went with the Conservatives last year instead of going with the Labour (Party)?"
Clegg attempted to explain how the Conservatives were the only party that could form a working majority and that the UK needed strong Government to steer clear of its current difficulties.
Duffy winced, her teeth feverishly chiseling the skin from her bottom lip and brow furrowing at Clegg's elaborate answer.
She continued: "Can you honestly tell me now and look me in the eye and tell me that you're quite happy with all these policies what (sic) have gone wrong for you, for your Party?"
Clegg trotted out a perfectly accurate and plausible answer that the nation was in shit state thanks to her mate Gordon Brown and drastic action needed to be taken to fix the broken economy.
"I've just been listening to you on the television and I've been listening to you on the radio and that's just the same speech you gave out about an hour ago."
With that Gillian slipped into the darkness, hopefully blindly in front of a bus given her total inability to recognise Labour manufactured current circumstances.
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