Gordon Brown: I Will Not Waiver, I Will Not Walk Away
Kamikaze Prime Minister Gordon Brown made an emboldened statement to the media this evening, vowing to remain in Number 10 until the job is done.
It's unclear what exactly the job is, although it's evident that the increasingly desperate PM is running out of allies to lend a helping hand. Three more Cabinet Ministers announced their resignations from the Government today, joining the seven who walked earlier this week.
The delusional PM stunned a packed Downing Street news conference with blinkered soundbites like: "If I didn't think I was the right person for the job I wouldn't be standing here now."
"I'm not arrogant and I'm not complacent", Mr Brown uttered in his usual monotonous tone.
A quick update on the English council elections: the Conservatives have now taken control of all four Labour authorities up for grabs.
Time to dig out the Yellow Pages and look for a removal company I think Gordan.
It's unclear what exactly the job is, although it's evident that the increasingly desperate PM is running out of allies to lend a helping hand. Three more Cabinet Ministers announced their resignations from the Government today, joining the seven who walked earlier this week.
The delusional PM stunned a packed Downing Street news conference with blinkered soundbites like: "If I didn't think I was the right person for the job I wouldn't be standing here now."
"I'm not arrogant and I'm not complacent", Mr Brown uttered in his usual monotonous tone.
A quick update on the English council elections: the Conservatives have now taken control of all four Labour authorities up for grabs.
Time to dig out the Yellow Pages and look for a removal company I think Gordan.
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