Oh, What a Tangled Web We Weave

Damian McBride has been forced to resign as Gordon Brown's top truth bender after the contents of his vivid imagination were made public.

McBride, recently nicknamed McPoison in the tabloid press, was forced out of Number 10 when it emerged that he and fellow New Labour scab Derek Draper had been plotting to smear several leading Opposition politicians.

One of McBride's emails to Draper was obtained by Tory leaning blogger Paul Staines (AKA Guido Fawkes) and the rest, just like McBride himself, is history.

In a statement released yesterday McBride said: "I have already apologised for the inappropriate and juvenile content of my e-mails, and the offence they have caused"

In a statement next week, McBride is likely to say: "Would you like fries with that sir?"

Bahahaha.