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Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Tally Ho!


What better way to work off that extra helping of Christmas pudding than getting out in the fresh air in some of Britain's most unspoilt countryside? That's exactly what thousands of people will be doing today, whether that be striding up hillside paths or gently strolling along woodland trails. Thousands more will be enjoying the fresh air on horse back as they take part in the traditional Boxing Day hunt.

Hunting is always an emotive issue. Oscar Wilde famously described the ancient country past time as "the unspeakable chasing the uneatable." One could possibly think of a few words to describe Oscar Wilde too, but I'll not go down that road.

On one side you've got people who think it's barbaric for the huntsmen (and ladies) to watch as the hounds rip their helpless quarry to shreds for the sheer pleasure of it. Pleasure is exactly what it is - the hounds gain nothing from the experience other than the thrill of the chase and satisfaction of the kill.

The counterargument, absolutely correctly, is that the fox is vermin - a ruthless vermin, lacking in natural predation, that wreaks havoc on livestock. It is a simple fact that whereas most animals kill for the prey the fox kills every bird in the hen house and then consumes none of them. The huntsmen would also profess that hunting with dogs is the closest thing you can get to natural predation. Hunting with dogs is a pursuit that helps maintain the natural balance by weeding out only the fattest, weakest, slowest specimens of foxkind. Darwinism in action - the survival of the fittest as the weakest fall by the wayside.

Ah, but yes - you could always shoot the fox. It's true that shooting is an option, but it isn't always as effective as the anti hunt lobby would have you believe. Whereas the fox that gets winged by a wayward bullet endures a slow, painful, infectious death the fox mauled by hounds stands no chance of escape and is despatched in only a few seconds. Furthermore, the fox in flight has a sporting chance of outsmarting those in lumbering pursuit and escaping to ground. Most hunts consider it a "good day" if they can catch only one fox - many don't achieve even that.

The arguments for and against are all irrelevant now. Since the enactment of the Hunting Act 2004 it is illegal to hunt any wild mammal with a dog. As the opening paragraph of the legislation states:

"A person commits an offence if he hunts a wild mammal with a dog, unless his hunting is exempt."

It's a terrible law - ill-conceived, unenforceable, riddled with ambiguity, inconsistency and loopholes. The very sort of law the Labour government is proving so adept at - legislation designed to criminalise a law abiding minority while simultaneously salving the consciences of ignorant, trendy left, towny Labour MPs.

The spotters will have noticed the word "exempt" in the extract above. The exemptions are wide ranging and include some glaring oversights any GCSE law student would pick up. Here are some examples:
  • Stalking and flushing out: It is permissible to flush a fox out of cover, with dogs, for the purposes of shooting dead the fox. This has to be done by a competent person for the purposes of protecting livestock.
  • Falconry: Likewise it is permissible to flush a fox out of cover, with dogs, for the purposes of enabling a bird of prey to hunt the fox.
  • Rats and rabbits: These are exempted from the Act and can be hunted with dogs.
In reality these loopholes mean that the thrill of the chase can still continue as long as the huntsmen take reasonable steps to ensure that the hounds are called off before the fox is actually killed. As long as it is either a bird of prey or bullet that finishes the job the huntsmen are perfectly within the law. Truly terrible legislation.

It might be a good time to interject that I am completely indifferent to fox hunting. It is not something I have ever done, have no interest in ever doing, but living in a rural area I know a few people who do. The huntsmen I know aren't blood thirsty animals and they aren't going out with the sole intent of killing foxes. Their primary motivation is to socialise, talk livestock prices, drink a few tots of brandy and feel the wind in their hair. Is it right to attempt to criminalise these people, as simpleton Labour MPs have done, for choosing to ride their horses, on their land, with their hounds? Absolutely not. Surely even the most tree-huggy of liberals can spot the erosion of civil liberties in that scenario?

As much as I couldn't give a second thought about fox hunting I defend their right to do it.



Monday, December 24, 2007

Noses in the Trough


Ask one hundred British people what Christmas means to them and I bet most of them would say something along the lines of "presents, family, baby Jesus, food and drink." It's true that Christmas really does bring out the gluttonous instincts in most people - none more so than MPs who have just voted themselves a 10% pay rise over the next three years.

MPs earn a basic salary of £60,675 which can almost triple after they've claimed their numerous expenses. I've talked at length about the MPs expenses gravy train before. Members can claim perfectly reasonable allowances for their staffing costs - that's not in dispute - but when you look at some of the other absurd allowances they can claim it really is enough to make the taxpayer nauseous. Here are some examples taken from 'The Green Book' of parliamentary salaries, expenses and allowances (per annum):
  • Motor Mileage Allowance: 40 pence per mile for the first 10,000 miles and 25 pence per mile thereafter.
  • Motorcycle Allowance: 24 pence per mile.
  • Bicycle Allowance: 20 pence per mile.
  • Travel for a Member's spouse and children: Paid for up to 15 designated return journeys.
  • Travel to the EU: Paid for up to 3 visits to an EU institution, agency or the national parliament of a member state.
  • Additional Costs Allowance: Covers things like:
    • Rent or mortgage payments on a second London home.
    • Hotel accommodation and food costs, although not alcohol.
    • Utilities including electricity, gas, water, telephone and council tax payments for the second home.
    • Furnishings (including white goods and other electricals) for the second home.
    • Insurance of the second home.
    • Cleaning of the second home.
    • Basic security measures (alarms, locks and lighting) for the second home.
    • TV licence for the second home.
    • Parking permit for the second home.
  • Incidental Expenses Provision: Covers things like:
    • Office and surgery accommodation.
    • Office equipment.
    • Communications.
    • Consultancy and cleaning.
    • Incidental staff costs.
  • Staffing Allowance: Covers things like:
    • Office staff salaries.
    • Overtime payments.
    • Bonus payments.
    • Staff travel and subsistence.
  • Resettlement Grant: At least 50% of the Member's final salary when they cease to be an MP, the first £30,000 of which is paid tax free.
Given all the perks mentioned above I'm sure I'm not alone in thinking that MPs have a brass neck wanting to line their pockets with yet another inflation-busting pay rise. The timing of the announcement, over the Christmas recess when MPs are nowhere to be seen, is almost certainly not coincidental.

I seem to remember it wasn't all that long ago the Police and Prison Service were given miserly staggered pay increases to prevent the country from impending economic meltdown. At least the Prime Minister has told his back benchers how selfish they are being, although I suspect he'll be only too pleased to accept his own pay rise when the time comes.



Sunday, December 23, 2007

NHS Data Loss


Nine NHS trusts in England have admitted losing patient records in the latest episode of governmental data mismanagement.

It's getting a bit absurd now with a different government department losing information every week. Not so long ago HMRC lost the personal details of every child benefit recipient in the UK - a total of 25 million records. Then it was the turn of the DVLA to lose nearly eight thousand driver records which were in transit between their offices in Coleraine and Swansea. Then it was the turn of Pearson, the company that administers the driving theory test on behalf of the Driving Standards Agency (DSA), to lose the details of everyone who had sat their theory test between September 2004 and April 2007 - a total of 3 million individuals.

Today it's the Department of Health that stands square in the firing line with the unforgivable admission that hundreds of thousands of patient records have been compromised. The discrepancies were discovered amid recent heightened concern about data protection.

The trusts affected are as follows:
  • City and Hackney PCT
  • Bolton Hospitals NHS Trust
  • Sutton and Merton PCT
  • Sefton Merseyside PCT
  • Mid-Essex Care Trust
  • Norfolk and Norwich University Hospital NHS Trust
  • Gloucester Partnership Foundation Trust
  • Maidstone and Tunbridge Wells NHS Trust
  • East and North Hertfordshire NHS Trust (data recovered)
So if you've been treated by any of those trusts, try not to let the thought that your medical records could be for sale on eBay spoil your Christmas.

It's not a laughing matter. The bond between doctor and patient is a sacred one of trust and confidentiality. In order to deliver the highest standards of care the interaction between patient and practitioner needs to be a complete candid one. This can only be achieved if the patient is assured that their medical records will be afforded the utmost protection.

These trusts have broken that sacred bond in the most damning data loss incident to date.

As is tradition with these articles I'll close be reminding everyone that the government can not be trusted to safeguard sensitive information and consequently ID cards must not be allowed to happen.



Tuesday, December 11, 2007

I Love You Supermarket!


A rather humorous story from the local news this evening. A 19-year old Darlington woman decided to prove her undying love for her boyfriend Roo (maybe he's Australian?) by having his name tattooed on her stomach in Chinese lettering.

She was showing off the £80 masterpiece at the local Chinese restaurant when someone pointed out that the mysterious characters actually spelled out the word "supermarket."

Speaking about her misfortune Joanne Raine, who surprisingly isn't blonde, said: "I did it because I wanted to show him how much I loved him and he had one done as well.

"I did not think about whether it meant forever. I'm just going to have to keep it as I can't afford to get another one done."

Yes pet. I'm sure it'll look really good on you when you're an 80-year old wrinkly.

Incidentally the couple aren't together any more. Bugger.



Not Again?

Breaking news today that another government department, the Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency (DVLA) (pronounced 'doovla' - see below), has lost confidential information relating to nearly eight thousand drivers (7685 to be precise). The data, contained on two unencrypted discs, was lost in transit between the Driver and Vehicle Licensing Northern Ireland (DVLNI) headquarters in Coleraine and DVLA headquarters in Swansea.



The loss is the latest in a string of embarrassing blunders for the dysfunctional Brown government. Only a few weeks ago a copy of the entire UK child benefit database was lost in the post on its way to the Office for National Statistics (ONS) in London. Since I wrote about that last episode it has now transpired that the loss of such sensitive information was completely avoidable because the ONS had actually requested the removal of addresses and bank account details from the records.

It just goes to further reinforce what I've been saying since the dawn of time - this government can not be trusted with people's personal information. ID cards must not be allowed to happen.



Wednesday, December 05, 2007

The People's Post Office?

"Hello, my name's Ken and I'm the most irritating person
on TV since Howard from the Halifax."

Is it just me or are the new Post Office TV commercials the most irritating adornment to the small screen at the moment? The 'People's Post Office' - what a joke. I wonder if any of the the people who made those commercials have actually been in a Post Office recently? Perhaps, if they live in a rural area, they haven't even got the option of visiting the Post Office any more. Let's face it - does anyone need to endure the heaving queues, obnoxious counter staff and uncomfortable surroundings when they could do all their transactions online?

When the Post Office commissioned their new commercials their obvious intention was to portray an image of family-friendliness, diverse product range, clean surroundings, short queues and helpful staff. No wonder their business is failing when they're so detached from reality.



I'm Back

Greetings everyone. I have returned. It has been a rather busy few weeks for me with my viva and thesis corrections taking priority over my blogging.

The viva itself, two weeks ago now, wasn't quite as daunting as I had expected. As anyone who knows me well will testify I don't like hogging the limelight - I'd much rather play the grey man, distantly surveying the scene and making mental notes. You haven't got that luxury in a viva - it's just you, a lowly PhD student, and two examiners who are eminent experts in their field. There's no room for bluff or bullshit. Two hours of sheer terror is what I was expecting - the field of electrochemistry is a broad church and there are many, many questions they could have asked me that might have left me flummoxed. Luckily they didn't - they kept to the content of my thesis and the fundamentals and I was able to offer a "robust defence" according to my external examiner. The whole thing was over in two and a half hours (a fairly typical time frame), with a much needed slurp of coffee in the middle (I'm still expecting the bill for that). It was all a rather relaxed and friendly affair.

During my absence there have been quite a few goings-on in the UK news. The Labour government (boo, hiss) have been taking illegal donations and some bloke who was presumed drowned more than five years ago has walked into a London police station and renounced his demise. All exciting stuff which unfortunately I can't be bothered to write about at the moment.

I should be back in the blogging groove shortly.